Now that you’ve been verified and we have chosen a time and date to get acquainted- we nearly have all formalities out of the way so we can focus on the fun. Last step is to please read my etiquette preferences for our rendezvous. If you’ve not prepaid, I’ll ask that you have the donation in largest denominations inside of an unmarked and unsealed envelope (do not write “trixxxie” on it!) placed in plain view first thing upon arrival. Next, disrobe and shower yourself thoroughly. Antibacterial hand soap, mouthwash and the like will be available and ready for your convenience provided by yours truly. Use liberally. Once this is complete, the fun begins!